Eyepeeyell

Eyepeeyell match number 33 had finished and a funny looking person was interviewing a playing captain asking the reasons for their loss. Oh yes, the funny looking guy was Angad singh (Now I remember). Bishan Singh Bedi's deliveries were feast to the eyes, but not this delivery who is on eyepeeyell imitating the other Bedi.

Anyways, here is what I was dreaming although my eyes were focussed on the screen

Angad - "Why do you think your boys underperformed today?"

Captain - "Boys, what boys? I am not married even! Oh! wait! you are talking about the teams' performance. Yeah what can i say? there has been a wage disagreement and we are having tough time bringing the team to the ground"

Angad - "But there is enough sponsorship is it not?"

Captain - "Precisely that is the problem. Look, my main strike bowler refuses to bowl yorkers and make the opposite batsmen struggle because the stumps are not sponsored by Nike, they have these horrendous DLF IPL stickers on them, to be fair I can't find fault with him for being loyal to the sponsors."

Angad - "How has been your main sponsor's support inspite of the continuing poor performance?"

Captain - "Yeah that is another sore issue. We don't have owner's like KXIP or RR to hug and entertain us with their goodies". Thinking to himself. "That reminds me to ask for a RR contract next time. Heard Shipla gives better hugs than Preity".

Angad - "How is the crowd support?"

Captain - "Oh! yes all of us enjoy the crowd. Especially when we concede a six or a boundary and the girls do their lovely jigs, jiggling all. That is when the crowd support the beautiful girls and let out a roar, very entertaining I must add".

Angad - "How has been the strategic time out helpful"

Captain - "Very useful. I must congratulate Mr. Modi for this. I get to tweet in that break and also network with the cheerleaders"

Angad - "What is the value add that IPL has brought to you this year?"

Captain - "Very good question. We already knew that we could not bat, now we know that we can't bowl either and by the next IPL we are pretty sure we will discover many more things about us"

Angad - "What a discovery. Hope you have a good time here"

Captain - "Yes I certainly will. I got a tweet back from one of the cheergirls already".

Angad - "Back to you guys"

:D

Note - All of the interview may be partially true, but you know that already is it not? (Cricinfo style disclaimer)