Eyepeeyelled !!

There is currently a rash of articles going about how the Eyepeeyell has affected our daily lives. Well, here is one from my desk.

1. The boss calls for team meetings and announces them as "Strategic timeouts".

2. You and your colleagues do a Mexican wave whenever a PYT walks down the aisle next to your bay.

3. The newest project win of your unit is announced as a "Citi Moment of Success".

4. You ask for the price of a Kilo of Onions. The shopkeeper tells us that the prices have shot up like the ubiquitous "DLF maximum".

5. You expect your co-workers to huddle together ala the "team huddle" for even small things such as coffee breaks.

6. Eyeing a PYT in your bus to work you wonder if she would be a "Karbonn kamaal catch" for you.

7. Your boss inadvertently comments "something has to give in now" when he calls you for a performance appraisal.

8. Your boss's boss sounds like Laxman sivaramakrishnan.

9. You are walking to a meeting carrying a laptop and then do "Shadow bowling" absent minded, ending the action with the laptop crashing as you aim to "dig in short".

10. Umm..the last one I can't think of. I am busy watching KKR v/s DD.

:D