Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Role Rotation

People should be exposed to various kinds of jobs so that they will not think of how high/low their profession is.

So why not ministers? Already some have got the taste. What should be the next post of ministers?

PC - Once he was the FM. Now as HM he gets to see the plight of Naxals who became so because of his policies as a "once-was-an-FM"

Sharad - Should be the PM. Because he will get sponsors from eyepeeyell and also cheerleaders for dull and drab parliament sessions. Sonia's gripe that MPs are absent from Parliament may subside. But, the flip side is vanar sena and its other associates might raise the morality issue.

Shashi - Telecom minister. Who else to handle this portfolio other than the guy who always tweets from his Blackberry? But he might be too naive and discuss all the ministry's working via tweets and the Parliament may take him to task for contempt of Parliament

Pranab - Well he can handle everything. I don't understand what he says as FM or anyother M.

Didi - Industries Minister. Time for Nano gang to get back

PM - Should take the place of FM. He does it best. Urdu couplets are rarely told by anyone better during the budgetary speech

SMK - Textiles. Trendy clothes and so the post

Jairam - Ministry of communication. Will probably improve the level of communication amongst his own team

Sheila - The old lady knows to snub. What better post than to give the job of Foreign minister and she can show the "friendly" neighbouhoods what we are. Bring her on from CM to a M.

Kapil - Commerce minister. Some of his well-intentioned-but-poorly-thought-out reforms in education will soon commercialize it beyond compare. So he is my best choice.

See any additions?? Ping to me with your suggestions.

Cheers!!

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